when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
My iPhone 5 looking at me this morning.
When you can laugh during sex and not have it be awkward that’s when you know it’s real
Person: “Why don’t you say the pledge?”
Person: “Don’t you love this country?”
Person: “Why don’t you love this country?”
Person: “Don’t you trust the government?”
Person: “Why don’t you support the war/military?”
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
Explains my insanity
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
White boys are from a different breed bruh
He didn’t spin the chamber fast enough, he wouldnt have done it if he didnt know the bullet wasnt next. Honestly I was hoping it was his time to go.
bruh, they don’t know any fear in their soul
Hell naw, thas some white people shit.
What is wrong with you?!?
Dude right he didn’t spin it fast enough he waited til the bullet was no where near then closed it, but still some wild ass shit
"Fuck yo ambitions"